Why your Nintendo Wii sucks
Before I really get into this, you should know that I own a Wii. It’s been sitting in my TV stand cupboard for about 8 months now.
I play my PS3 mostly now. It has similar titles like Call of Duty: World at War, Rock Band, etc… But, once the novelty of that “WiiMote”wears off , you end up with a cheap piece of plastic that you give to your mother because she thinks it’s better than going to Curves! Sure, it’s cheaper, but she’s bound to throw that wiimote through the Fucking TV screen.
The one thing that bugs me about the Wii’s online system are Friend Codes.FriendCodes are these little serial numbers you get on your Nintendo Wii that you exchange with your friends to play gamestogether. Itsoundssimple, but they make it as if they don’t want youplayingonline, because no one’s gonna want to remember some 12 digit long code so you can play fucking Mario Kart! How about a Lobby to jump into where you can meet people online? Or maybe a previously played list of people you can add to later? Abolishing these codes and having a nickname like Sweetguy_69 (the one I use to pick up chicks online) would obviously make more sense. I guess Nintendo doesn’t have any common sense since they didn’t release a working product to begin with.
After thenoveltyof me waving my wiimote around wore off, I bought my PS3 and was thrown back into the world of controller gaming. Using buttons and joysticks was great to get back to. Let’s face it. The Wii is a novelty. Period. If it had better graphics to fall back on, I’d be singing a different tune, but it doesn’t. Even the games on the virtual console are just recycled classics that you can get on yourcomputerwith enough common sense and a torrentclient.
After all this is said and done, there’s no fun with this shitty piece of plastic. Aside from getting drunk and playing bowling or golf with one of your friends, there’s nothing else to do with the Wii. Who sits at home and jerks off a WiiMote alone? No one!
Furthermore, why did they release an addition to their existing product tat [perfectedit? They added this fucking attachment to thebottomof the wiimote to make it more precise? WTF! They should have done this when they released the product! Holy Hell! I can’t wait to see their new Nintendo. Whatever the fuck that is. In the meantime, I’ll be playing a real machine. The PS3.
